A trip to the Dollar Store yielded a ferocious-looking dinosaur paddleball, a balloon-propelled polymer helicopter, four ring pops, a pack of tattoos that simulate cat scratches, and a stash of Fun Dip packets, blue flavor, for my little nephew.
Looking at the Dollar Store’s collection of coloring books and early readers, I spotted Isn’t Pig Won’t Naughty? and couldn’t translate the title.
Isn’t and won’t didn’t seem to fit together, but after looking inside the small square pages, I realized that the pig is named “Won’t” and that he’s the naughty brother of a charming pig named “Will.” Still, I opted to skip the “literature.”
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